The Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students “How much do you think this glass weighs?”
Friday, September 27, 2013
A TOUCHING STORY OF FRIENDSHIP & VALUE
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.
TRUE STORY THAT HAPPENED IN CANADA
The mum was so excited that she hardly put him down.
One day she left him sleeping and went to the garden.
When she was there, the house caught fire and
she ran back home as fast as possible to save her only son.
HEART TOUCHING STORY..
One day, his wife, who had very long hair asked him to buy her a comb for her hair to grow well and to be well-groomed.
The Boy Who Had Cancer but No Love - Touching Story
All his life, he was stuck in his house being taken cared by his mother. He never went outside but he was sick of staying home and wanted to go out for once.
Story of a Son Who Hated His Father - Very Touching..
Heart Touching Story..
His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith's multi-million dollar home and since the man's lawyers were a little better he prevailed.
He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes crates and suitcases.
Are You Suffering from Heart Diseases? Or have you been advised to undergo Angiography or Bypass?
For Your Heart Vein Opening
Are You Suffering from Heart Diseases? Or have you been advised to undergo Angiography or Bypass?
Please Wait...
A STORY ABOUT TIME - MUST READ
SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'
DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man.
Some Things You Just Can't Explain
Must Read Inspirational Story...
This is a true story of a young woman who went through the most gruesome fire. When you read her story, you’ll realize that your trials are absolutely nothing compared to what this young girl went through.
THE PAINFUL PART OF PARENTHOOD - Real Story in London
Initially, they lived with his parents in the village. Soon the wife got tired of village life and persuaded the husband to move to the city leaving the old parents in the village.
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
THE 4 WIFES - An Inspirational Story
Heart Touching Story
HELPLESS LOVE:A BEAUTIFUL STORY ABOUT LOVE. MUST READ
Touching Story ''Our Apple Tree''
Wonderful Touching Story
My Heart Still Beats For You - Touching
I found a message in my inbox... That message was my her...She wrote.... How is you dear .
Are you fine....
An Inspirational Story of Two Frogs in the Milk - MUST READ
Be Willing To Learn Throughout The Life
New CEO Wanted
Very Funny Joke - John in THERE
Honey, What's for Dinner
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
Man & Girl - Very Very Funny Conversation
A man and a Girl were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.
The Girl sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The Girl sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Principal vs Student - Who is Smarter??
In the morning they thought of a plan, they made themselves look as dirty and untidy as possible with grease and dirt.
Very Very FUNNY STORY.... MUST READ!!
Two businessmen John & Smith were discussing their servant's foolishness.
First John
John : Hey Smith look how foolish my servant is. Just see .....
John: Jacob, plz come here.
Jacob : Yes sir.
Very Funny Job Interview Conversation
Interviewer : Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I am Smith. I did my Tele Communication engineering from Rolex Institute of Technology.
Interviewer : Rolex Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it ..
What happened is – due to U18 Football world cup I scored badly! in School Level.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said “I can not invest so much of money”. So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name – Rolex Institute of Technology.
Candidate: I am Smith. I did my Tele Communication engineering from Rolex Institute of Technology.
Interviewer : Rolex Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it ..
What happened is – due to U18 Football world cup I scored badly! in School Level.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said “I can not invest so much of money”. So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name – Rolex Institute of Technology.
Its Just Awesome... Just Read it....
Boy: “Lady, can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?”
Woman: (at the other end of the phone line) “I already have someone to cut my lawn.”
The Epic Battle of TEACHER vs STUDENT
Student: yes mam, I am paying as little attention as i can. !!
Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water?
REAL Answers Received on Exams
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
I can't wait to see you! - Very Funny
There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realizing, he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral.
The Bus Conductor - Must Read Thriller Story!!!
One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.
Women will Never Change!!!
It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving.
Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says;
Customer Vs Waiter... Very Funny Conversation..
Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter:Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Frog, Bear and Rabbit..
In an attempt to bring peace to his magical forest, the frog hops up to the two and promises them 3
wishes each if they stop this violence.
Employee vs Boss - Awesome Conversation..
Boss - There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee - That's easy. There are 49 left.
Friday, September 20, 2013
POLISH REMOVER
Although his English was not perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him to arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
The Gift of Life
Compassion
Toothless Grin
Re-establishing Integrity
Faith in Fellow Men
The Man Who Taught Me to Care
Teaching the Values That Matter Most
Meeting a Teacher Has Changed My Life
Freedom
Bad Day
Simplicity of Life
Kindred Spirits
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
Shmily
How elite people think?
The power of encouragement
The secret of success!
Improving self confidence
The paradox of our time
Give your best to relationships
Grandfather’s experience
Monkey In Bar - Funny Joke
The monkey eats the grapes across the room
The power of determination (true story)
Do you build Bridge or Fence?
Why dogs live less than human!
Difficult To Understand Girls
Girl: Do you smoke?
Young Boy: Yes I do.
Girl: How many packs a day?
Young Boy: 3 packs.
Girl: How much per pack?
Two castle Builders
A TOUCHING LOVE STORY
Boy : Uhmm, both...
Girl : Choose only one.
Boy : Fine. My life.
Girl : *starts to cry* Why?
BEST PROPOSE BY BACK BENCHERS
I AM BAD in ENGLISH
BUT
i can tell you that I LOVE YOU....
I am BAD in GEOGRAPHY
BUT
i can tell you that you LIVE in my HEART...
Must Read.. Its Awesome
It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.
My Wife's Memory Loss - Funny Story
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is, the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen.
Being Human
"Can you give me a push?" he asks while hanging onto the door frame.
"Not a chance" says the husband -- "It's 3 o'clock in the morning!". He slams the door and returns to bed.
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